Stats

Kms: 4300
Hottest temp: 40degrees C
Champion swimmer: Ted
Pool champion: Ted (despite J claiming to have been the U21 Sheffield champion in her day). Ted's tactic of potting no balls and waiting for his opponent to foul on the black worked pretty much every match.
Table tennis champion: Dad
Table football champion: Dad
Question asker champion: Sam
Coped best with constant teasing about giraffes: Sam
Most physics books read: Charlie
Champion Bronzer: Mum
Champion suncream applier, to self: Charlie
Most annoying catchphrase: Ted
Champion waspcatchermaker: Mum